not even gonna bother clicking 'play' based on what Jack's said about this because based off the art, this looks like the same guy that made 'Boobz Vibrate.' And if it's just the one scene click thing *again,* I made how I felt about that very clear there.

It also looks like Sket here's running away from the bad reviews given how this is a different account.

To confirm what others have touched on; the 'Crit Chance' card upgrades the power of your critical hits as opposed to the 'Crit Damage' card which upgrades the *chance* of a critical hit. Now why the hell am I enjoying this so much I don't know.

In order of priority I've been upgrading:
Crit 'Damage' (chance to crit for *all* spells, read the card very carefully) until 100%
Dodge until 100%
Crit 'Chance' (damage of crits for *all* spells)
Damage of spell cards (just so they're uniform and so there's no 'bad draw,' have not been focusing on any one in particular unless it's not dealing as much damage as the others.)
Healing potions until Dodge is at 100%
Defense (because Crits can still miss at 100% chance to crit and if such is the case that means there's a slim but possible non-zero chance of getting hit at 100% dodge. If I can survive that hit and win the fight, that'll be another upgrade in the pile.)

Health upgrades waaaaaay near the bottom because why worry about having more health when you're dodging nigh everything

Crit 'Damage' if the chance to crit is at/over 100% (I was still missing crits every now and again)
Dodge if at/over 100%
Healing Potions if dodge is at/over 100% (because you won't need 'em if you're not getting hit but it'll be nice just in case something does and there's no other cards to play)

...still looks like the 'beer-per-second' is not displaying correctly, as of this writing was staring at a beer count of 10.2M with a stated per-second of 1.5M. At 1.5M p/s it only seemed to increment by 0.1M every second, like there's a decimal place off somewhere on the beers p/s.

It'll shape up to be a good little lewd clicker game, just needs that fixed, *then* more content! And more types of upgrades which is technically more content.

01/21/24 Edit: Looks like the bugs haunting the beers per second meter have been fixed and it is now displaying correctly. Even some new content too, without fully uh...'upgrading' Candy.

"I'm at Dicks!"
"What do you mean you're 'at Dicks?!'"
"It means I'm at Dicks!"
"What STORE are you in?!"
"I'm at the Dicks store!"
"WHY ARE YOU BUYING...oh wait. It makes perfect sense to buy a Cock Ring at the Dicks store."
"Fuck me already!"
"I *CAN'T!* You're at the Dicks store!"

man, anything and everything can run Doom it seems.

Including hot gynoid robutts.

Curly to Quote later be like "I have some warheads I want to rest on your foreheads~<3"